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MY RUBY Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should get used to it
Boxer Property Laws
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If it's broken, it's yours                A BOXER'S WORK IS NEVER DONE
 A Boxer's work is never done... Causing havoc is so much fun! Is that a new pair of shoes I spy? But wait..that plant has caught my eye! With so many things to chew and much, Now what SHALL I choose to have for lunch! My mum will give me a jam tart, if I am good, But I will choose, make that understood, What tit bit I will take, And what favorite item will meet it's fate... Coz I like to chew for chewin' sake! Then she'll clean, all spick and span, with that spray stuff in a can, Not my slobber, she's trying to ban? Why'd she clean up all my hair? It's tiring work, trying to moult myself bare! And then we'll go upon our walk, Look! she's lovely, I hear people talk, But they don't know behind this face... At playing the devil, I'm just ace! Then I like to roll upon that bed, It looks so pretty, it must be said, With cushions that are made of silk, They look to me like they would make, A comfy place.... For muddy paws to take a break! Then it's time for me to eat, What's on the menu, what's at my feet? I hope it's chicken, my favorite treat... And I'll have mine thanks, Before you dare to take YOUR seat! What'd you say, You want to watch telly? Not before you rub my belly! And don't you dare sit upon that chair... You know full well, that I lie there! Now I feel It's time for slumber, Move over mate, I've got your number... What makes you think you've got the right.. To nick that pillow without a fight? I've said before, and I'll say it twice.. Being a Boxer is all very nice, But it's such hard work, when you've humans to train... And when I wake up tomorrow.... I'll be at it again!! |